


You know I love you, because I spent more than $10 on this six-pack.I love you even though you snitched on me that one time I got a speeding ticket.Happy birthday to the guy who’s the perfect David to my Alexis.

There is no one I’d rather watch Schitt’s Creek with.Because it’s your birthday, I’ll share my pizza with you.No one gets me like you do, because no one else grew up in our batsh*t crazy fam.You may not have gotten the brains in the family, but you also didn’t get the looks.Happy birthday to my favorite brother!.If you’re feeling old, don’t worry: you’ll always be an annoying little kid to me.Happy birthday to the person who always covered for me when I snuck out after curfew.
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I hope you’re not looking for a present, because my presence is your gift this year.Happy birthday to mom’s second-favorite kid!.I think you’re supposed to get wiser with age? But it’s fine, there’s always next year!.Keep scrolling to see our ideas for the best birthday wishes to send your brother. We've even sprinkled in some b-day wishes you can send to your brother-in-law when it's his day too.īetween these thoughtful birthday wishes and the perfect gift, he'll have no choice but to begrudgingly admit that he kinda loves you too, or whatever. So when his birthday rolls around, you want the perfect IG caption to go alongside the adorable throwback photo you'll be posting to celebrate.Īlong with making great captions, these birthday wishes for brothers also work if you need something to write in his birthday card or if you're looking for something to text him besides just "Happy birthday!" No matter what sentiment you're going for, we've got plenty of funny, touching, and short & sweet birthday messages perfect for both older and younger brothers. And, most importantly, he's probably the only person who truly understands why it's so freaking annoying when your parents do that one thing. After all, he's been there for all of your life's big moments (yes, even including your many questionable fashion and hair choices in middle school). He may have annoyed you endlessly during your childhood, but you gotta admit, no one gets you like a brother does.
